I cringe at the sight of a Chanel. Women actually put themselves in debt to get this handbag! It always carries a story inside its hollowness, a vacuous emptiness inside its lambskin shell. You can mock the writer's pedigree, but she wouldn't take a Chanel for free. A Chanel flap is a complete mishap on the shoulder of a woman who thinks Chanel will give her an identity. The store manager will give you 10 reasons why every woman should own a Chanel. Chanel is magic. Chanel caviar leather is for every Belle. Yes, join the cartel. All I can mutter (under my breath) 'Go to hell.'